Henrikh Mkhitaryan is a Gunner!
That is quite a mouthful of a name but with an anagram of ‘Hi Kink Arena Rhythm’ it is clear you knows all about sexy football. 🙂
Welcome to the home – Arena – of football, Henrikh, where we play football the proper way. You should have chosen the mighty red and white straightaway, as under Mourinho you will never be allowed to express yourself and play football at your heart’s desire. The self-adoring one let Kevin de Bruine leave Chelsea, which should have told you all you needed to know. You were not born to play boring Italian-Portuguese clean-sheet football; you are meant to make the crowds go ooh and aah; and that is what Arsenal is all about.
You are a Gunner now and will be playing football with Mesut Ozil (at least another four months and hopefully many more years) Aaron Ramsey and Jack Wilshere. You will play in a team where there are no more self-serving superstars left. With Alexis gone you will find ten fellow Gunners on the pitch who are proud of the shirt and want to play as a team; and you will fit right in.
The next step is to bring Aubameyang to the home of football and then we are ready to play five in midfield and dominate teams in their own half once again. And that is what modern Arsenal is all about! Something like this:
It is more likely that we go back to 4-3-3 which could also be more like 4-5-1 (4-2-3-1):
How sexy does that look, Henrikh?
The Manc-oriented press will all be salivating over Alexis’ arrival at the Theatre of Dreams but, at least here at BK, most of us are glad to see the back of him. He gave his all for the shirt, for which we are grateful, but he was not a team player and only passed the ball to his mate Mesut. The likes of Giroud and now Lacazette never got any decent service.
Play for the team and the team will play for you, Henrikh. And give your all and we Gooners will love you. The goals and the assists will come. Enjoy the ride.